get to know me meme: [1/5] shows » orphan black

Okay, let’s talk nature. Out of nine so far, one’s a psycho who killed four others, one committed suicide, one is a bloody soccer-mum, and then there’s you. My crazy sister is sane by comparison.



Alan Cumming celebrates 500 1/2 Cabaret performances



holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*









SONG: UnknownWaterloo
ARTIST: UnknownABBA
ALBUM: UnknownWaterloo
PLAYED: 2727 times


Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh
— Art thieves in a bank robbery (via bethearts)


wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating



NEW INBOX GAME!!

weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!



thedevilsingssondheim:

shutupmerlin:

My least favourite part about being alive is when you do your before bed pee and then as soon as you’re all snuggled up in bed and comfortable your bladder is like YO DUDE I GOT SOME MORE SORT ME OUT. 

I SAT HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS HAD TO DO WITH THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM MUSICAL NUMBER AND I WAS SO CONFUSED that’s all







catandkitty:

do you know why feminism has a horrible image?

i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women



i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid