peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite





bettybacall:

My first morning home I was having breakfast in bed when Bogie went off for work.  Before he left, he stopped in to see his son- I had the intercom on and suddenly heard in a soft, new voice, "Hello, son.  You’re a little fella, aren’t you?  I’m Father.  Welcome home."  It was so unexpected- so moving.  He’d never been faced with a tiny creature of his own before.  He wasn’t sure what to say to him or how to say it.  He was just letting him know that he was there- that he’d do his best and was glad to have him.  Lucky Steve.  Lucky me.

- Lauren Bacall





furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.













drumcorpshero:

elskapaint:

welcometonightvale:

wickedclothes:

Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

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OH MY GOSH

Bruh.



SONG: UnknownTo Build A Home
ARTIST: UnknownThe Cinematic Orchestra
ALBUM: UnknownMa Fleur
PLAYED: 42041 times

enchanting-autumn:

karleefornia:

10/100 Songs That Will Change Your Life 

To Build A Home by The Cinematic Orchestra  

Tables and chairs worn by all of the dust
This is a place where I don’t feel alone
This is a place where I feel at home

This song not only always makes me cry but always reminds me of autumn. It makes me want to sit on a bench at a park and watch the leaves fall



ilikebroadwaythings:

petite-sorciere:

This hurts because bridges

jrb throwing shade is always the best

ilikebroadwaythings:

petite-sorciere:

This hurts because bridges

jrb throwing shade is always the best



class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.



pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’