castleabc:

When construction workers uncover the body of an infamous New York mobster from the 70s, Castle and Beckett must dig into the past to solve his murder! #Castle







honest to god my favorite thing in the world at work is when i catch a coupon scammer and they get pissed, storm off, and leave the store without buying anything



jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url





gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that



sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 





tofftoffgalinda:

Professor: why didn’t you do your essay?
Me: the trouble with schools is, they always try and teach the wrong lessons.

*dances away from responsibility*



…did The Artist base it’s plot on singin in the rain?



God damn Gene Kelly was pretty




Lauren Bacall and her son Stephen Bogart attend Liza Minnelli’s sixth birthday party, 1952

Lauren Bacall and her son Stephen Bogart attend Liza Minnelli’s sixth birthday party, 1952



awaybacktothen replied to your post “guys the shelf i bought for my dvds is BARELY big enough omfg”

i hate you and your shelf

so do i because I CANNOT FUCKING FIND A BIG ENOUGH SHELF THAT FITS IN MY ROOM



Oh so fed ex called me back yesterday but I missed the call she left a voicemail like
‘Hi your package was delivered to your garage so if you go there and look it’s in thhere’

Then why was it down the street at another house